suriadin 的个人资料Dawn of Hope照片日志列表更多  |  工具 帮助 |
|
|
2007/8/1 Gretel Gets A WackGretel Killeen of Big Brother Australia gets hit on the back of her head by a rubber chicken thrown from one of the contestants. This is some of the funniest shit I've seen in a long time. It's about time someone gave it to her. She's the WORST host in the world!! Just wished that it was a brick instead.
2007/6/9 PARIS HILTON GOES BACK TO JAIL! Exclusive videoSaw on YouTube and thought it was hilarious!! Check it out.
2007/6/2 Smart Americans?You would think that with the vast amount and availability of information that there is on the internet, that people would put that to some good use and broaden their minds beyond the borders of their "little island", but it seems that some people are still content in living in their own delusional world. It just begs the question, "WTF did you learn in school?"
2007/1/23 Celeb Quotes"I'm an ocean, because I'm really deep. If you search deep enough you can find rare exotic treasures." Ref: © 1997- 2006 ninemsn Pty Ltd - All rights reserved 2007/1/19 Butt joke
2006/11/6 The Koala and the Little LizardA koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?" The koala says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some.  So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.  But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.  The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says, "Hey you!" So the koala looks down at him and says, "Fucccccccccck dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"  2006/10/2 Husband & Wife being forgetful
2006/10/1 Forgetful
2006/9/30 Heart Problem
2006/9/23 Funny vid: Lion Sleeps Tonight (Pixar)Check out the vid in my Media Player. I got it from YouTube and thought it was really cute.
 Although the animation is a bit repetitive, it's still very well done. It's just a bit of light entertainment after so many depressing articles in my blog. Life is not worth living if you can't smile every now and again!If it takes too long to load and view, then you can download it here;
2006/8/23 Top Ten Bush Moments on LettermanI found this on the internet the other day and thought that I'd share it with you. It's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time!
I've placed it in My Online Files. Probably best if you download the file first. Streaming tends to suck. I can't play it in this blog because it's an "mpg" file. It would probably work if it was a "wmv". 2006/8/9 Beer is a male date rape drugPolice are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.
For a video to see how beer works click here: http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf 2006/8/6 What it means to be AustralianBeing Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
Only in Australia... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Australia... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the Way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy People can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Australia... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke. Only in Australia... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Australia... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in Australia... do we use answering machines to screen calls And then have 'call waiting' so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Only in Australia... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.
NOT TO MENTION... 3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. <>142 Aussies were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts. 58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers
31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree While the fairy lights were plugged in.
8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
...and finally,
8 Aussies in year 2000 cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet. 2006/7/26 My CubicleListen to this and follow the lyrics to the song to be sung in the tune of "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt.
This very funny parody was written by a man called Keith Hughes for a radio show. (Ref: http://www.denverpost.com/style/ci_40667590)
2006/6/23 Talking about WAGS in shopping tournament
Quote WAGS in shopping tournament 2006/6/14 Thermite
I can't seem to be able to get this to work. When I publish it, MSN removes some of HTML tags. Just click on the bar for a link to the site. Well worth the watch. |
|
|
